Sir Alan has a certain way with words when it comes to the boardroom and here are some of his best

In episode eight Sir Alan sarcastically chops Katie down to size as she tries to defend the fact she has been on the losing team five weeks running, ‘Oh yes I won an egg and spoon race once’.

In the first week Sir Alan talking about if’s and but’s bellows, ‘If, if… If I’d thought of the i-Pod I wouldn’t be sitting here now’.

In week two, Rory got a roasting when producing the ‘rambo’s outfit’ for dogs. ‘Well it’s got some originality, you’ve got to find an original nutter to want to go and wear it’.

In week three after listening to the girls whining, ‘I’ve had enough of this washer women style arguing’

In episode three Sir Alan felt the girls let themselves down with a kiss-o-gram and he had this to say, ‘It don’t sound too great to me. Sounds like another old profession I’ve heard of’.

In episode four, Sir Alan felt Adam was the laughing stock, ‘you walked around in the lions outfit for the lion share of the day and you didn’t sell’.

In week five, Natalie fell foul to Sir Alan’s nearly isn’t good enough rant ‘ I nearly once bought a load of Microsoft shares when they first started, and we once nearly scored a goal against Man United and nearly been top of the league’

In week six, Adam and Paul were told ‘I’m struggling between you two here. Captain Mainwaring and Pike if you like’.

In week four, Adam’s sweets didn’t go down to well with Sir Alan who called them, ’sick on a stick’, the ‘puke pop’.

In week five, Sir Alan was less than impressed with team Eclipse’s contribution, ‘I just want to remind you that there’s only one job going here. Now I don’t mind camaraderie and all that stuff and everybody loving each other and all being lovey dovey, but lovey dovey can backfire on you ok?’